You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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