Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
