You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
