But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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