Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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