I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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