Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I need moral support for this bender
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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