I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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