It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE