I think my vagina is haunted
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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