I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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