okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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