i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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