I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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