True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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