i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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