i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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