Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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