Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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