Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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