He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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