you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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