I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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