fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My ass is underappreciated
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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