i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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