since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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