ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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