Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This is classic penis vs brain.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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