we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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