Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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