I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
she peed on how many people?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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