You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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