Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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