i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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