I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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