We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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