Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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