that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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