Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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