Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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