It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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