I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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