i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
