I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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