dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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