I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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