I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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