I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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