My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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