Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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