: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I have feelings that need drinking.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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