didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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