I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Randomize
